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Ross: "Do you know how long it's
been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero'
mean anything to you?"
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The One With The Thumb
Monica: "Can I ask you guys a question?
Do you ever think Alan is maybe, sometimes...I dunno...a little too Alan?"
Rachel: "Oh, no, that's not possible.
You can never be too Alan."
Ross: "Yeah, it's his innate Alanness
that, that, that , we adore."
Chandler: "I personally could have
a gallon of Alan."
The One With All The Poker
Ross: "Are you sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy."
The One Where The Monkey Gets Away
Ross after Barry has professed his love for Rachel: "We've got to start locking' that door!"
The One Where Nana Dies Twice
Ross: "You
know how the nurse said that Nana had passed, well she's not quite."
Mrs Geller:
"What?"
Ross: "She's
not passed, she's present."
The One With The Ick Factor
Ross: [on
phone] Yeah, hi, I was just beeped. [pause] No,
André is
not here. [to Joey] Third time today. [on phone]
Yes, I'm sure...
No, sir. I don´t perform those kind of
services.
Joey: Services?
Oh, services.
Ross: [on
phone] Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. Yeah, that's
right. That's right,
JUMBO with a U, sir. [pause] No, believe
me, you don't want
me. Judging by his number, I'd be a
huge disappointment.
[pause] All rightie, bye bye.
Chandler: "Come on, you told me
about the last dream!"
Rachel: "Oh, OK. Well, this time,
you weren't the only one there. Joey was there too."
Ross: "Was...ummm...anyone...anyone
else there?"
Rachel: "No."
Ross: "You sure? No one was handing
out mints?"
Rachel: "Hey, did you guys check
out the new handryers in the bathroom?"
Ross gasping: "I thought that was
just a rumor!"
The One Where Underdog Gets Away
Phoebe: "Ooh, ooh, why don't we
invite Carol to Thanksgiving dinner?"
Ross: "Ooh, ooh, because she'd
probably want to bring her lesbian life partner."
Ross singing to the tune of the Monkees' theme to Carol's pregnant tummy: "Hey hey, I'm your daddy! I'm the one without any breasts."
The One With The Monkey
Rachel: "He'd already named both
my breasts. Eeew - did I just share too much?"
Ross: "Just a smidge."
The One With The Dozen Lasagnas
Ross to Paolo: "I think I speak for everyone when I say... [slams door in Paulo's face]"
Ross to Rachel: "What about, 'Forget relationships. I'm through with men.' The whole penis embargo?"
The One With Ross's New Girlfriend
Chandler:
He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and
then, there was definite--
Ross: what?
Chandler:
Cupping
Joey: That's
how they do pants. First they go up one side, they move it over, they go
up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. What?
Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
Ross: Yes,
yes it is. In prison! What's the matter with you?
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The One With Two Parts (Part II)
Chandler: [reading cake] "Happy
Birthday, Peohee".
Monica: "Maybe we can make a 'b'
out of one of those roses."
Ross: "Yeah, we'll just use our
special cake tools."
The One Where Ross Finds Out
Ross to Rachel: "You're over me? You're...over...me? When were you...under me?
The One With Russ
Russ: You're
jealous because I'm a real doctor.
Ross: Hey,
you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest
body part you can
major in. It's like day one, floss. Day
two, here's your
diploma.
The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies
Ross: Animal
sex, animal sex? So what're you saying, I mean, you're saying that like,
there's nothing between us animal at all. I mean there's not even like,
uhm, a little animal, not even, not even like, like chipmunk sex?
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The One Where Eddie Won't Go
Rachel: Yes,
my wind. How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
Ross: You,
you know I, I don't, have a- have a problem with that.
The One Where Old Yeller Dies
Ross regarding Ben: "I don't believe this! I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over? The first time he crawled? What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet? Is he driving? Does he have a favorite liquer?"
Ross: "What are you doing?"
Rachel: "Uh. I'm holding Ben."
Ross: "Yeah, well, he's a baby,
not a bomb."
The One With
The Dirty Girl
Rachel: "Well, maybe
she and her friends are just having a
contest to see who
can bring home the biggest geek."
Ross:" Fine by me,
hope she wins. "
The One With Joey's Dirty Day
Chandler:
"Y’know, I can’t believe Kathy did this too me. I
really, thought
that she was the one. I tell you what, from
now on I’m never
getting out of this chair, ever! Okay?
From now on, this
chair is the one! You wanna what else is
the one? My sweat
pants!"
Ross: "Come
on, man! Just-just take the sweats off. Okay?
Just take ‘em off
and we’ll have some fun. "
